Wilbur and Ethel were expecting their first grandchild
But he was out brandin’ and she was teachin’ while
Their grown kids were sweatin’ the really hard things
Like a nursery, doctor bills, and labor pains.
As the birth time grew near, the hope they had
Was for a weekend birth so they could both be glad.
Actually, Ethel wanted to be there in the worst way
But Wilbur never sweated the small stuff, anyway.