R.I.P. Here lies the English language.
Over it’s body of work we should not linger, Shakespeare, Poe, Twain, and Jefferson, Puns, Aggie jokes, Paul Harvey, and pull my finger.
It lasted for 15 centuries, a pretty good run, Time alters everything under the sun. It is now over, finished, done.
Before he was President, Abraham Lincoln carved out a very successful career as a lawyer in Illinois. He did a…