1. If someone you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
2. If you have used the phrase “fixin’ to” in the last 12 months.
3. If you know exactly what calf fries are.
4. If you know the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but the availability of shade.
5. If you have owned a belt buckle bigg...
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